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We are offering the most affordable option of paper straws we can find! Please give these a bash. Plastic straws are a complete nightmare for the environment. Even if you don’t care just try them because they are cool!!! There is the potential your friends will like you more, dogs wont bark at you, clowns will smile inside themselves when you walk passed. Just because they know deep inside you no longer destroy the planet through your new secret superpower. "No plastic straw person" The world could envy your amazing step forward to a new culture of planet survival. Frogs that had hurt legs might be able to jump again just because "plastic straw person" graced thier very presence with the almighty power of not screwing up our planet even further. Congradulations on your amazing powers and thanks for taking the opportunity to nail this absolute bargain of a deal. Leatherback turtles have been coughing up these facts for years the very thought of challenging the facts of this matter is unsightly before the commune of the gathering of Giants. Held but once a year on the Mount of "Stop Fng up out planet". When the moons of F plastic align and the last fish has croaked may the stars shine brightly upon our dead bodies. There is an absolute horse load of plastic in the sea already. The very fact that you are reading this allows one the prowess of thought that the internet is an available resource so please kindly check it out. The facts above have not been verified or checked but the fact that plastic is destroying our planet certainly has!!! If you can find a better deal than perfectly fine buys it there :) If you can't well then perhaps you need to look harder? How about hollowing out the neighbour's prosthetic leg while he/she is sleeping and slowly using that to slurp up your delicious beverage in front of that curved flat screen people modification box. Whilst watching the planet of the apes and pretending we are all so much better? Sure, one can agree that our sophistication of the equestrian benevolence we so highly hold is totally advanced but they never developed plastic straws so to be fair they win? Let's make a stand, fortify our good understanding of moral high ground, shake our fists at the dark history of plastic straws and live to be free from that utter waste of time k*k! If you see someone even reaching for a plastic straw turn your nose so high up that the sky should gently bless it with a dewdrop of confidence. You will look so cool doing this that if anyone challenges you the very sun could burn out. Again it is emphasized that these are not facts and that the wisdom attained above is only based on simple practical satire. Which in turn to be fair satire has uncovered many truths in humanity.

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Small Items 5kg and under R75, Medium sized 5kg - 15kg R150, Large bulk orders 15kg and above R200. Shipping times 2 - 15 working days. There can on occasions be unforeseen courier delays. Please note : Some seeds can have a delay of up to 3 weeks. We rely on our suppliers for up to date stock lists. On rare occasion there can be stock lists provided that are inaccurate we will then gladly offer an alternative or better deal or your money back in full no questions asked. 

   

2 - 15 days delivery. We cannot be held responsible for courier delays. Some seeds can have a delay of up to 3 weeks. We buy in bulk and offer wholesale prices direct to the public to bring the best offers and the lowest prices. We rely on our suppliers for up to date stock lists. On rare occasion there can be stock lists provided that are inaccurate we will then gladly offer an alternative or better deal or your money back in full no questions asked.

Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap!

Here are 5 more great reasons to buy from us:

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You get a full 15 days to return your item to us. If it is in original, unused condition send it back to us and we'll cheerfully refund you every cent.

Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap!

In the unlikely event that you find your item cheaper at another online store, just let us know and we'll do our best to beat the competitor's pricing hands-down.

We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again.

Ordering from Seedleme is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either.

We are offering the most affordable option of paper straws we can find! Please give these a bash. Plastic straws are a complete nightmare for the environment. Even if you don’t care just try them because they are cool!!! There is the potential your friends will like you more, dogs wont bark at you, clowns will smile inside themselves when you walk passed. Just because they know deep inside you no longer destroy the planet through your new secret superpower. "No plastic straw person" The world could envy your amazing step forward to a new culture of planet survival. Frogs that had hurt legs might be able to jump again just because "plastic straw person" graced thier very presence with the almighty power of not screwing up our planet even further. Congradulations on your amazing powers and thanks for taking the opportunity to nail this absolute bargain of a deal. Leatherback turtles have been coughing up these facts for years the very thought of challenging the facts of this matter is unsightly before the commune of the gathering of Giants. Held but once a year on the Mount of "Stop Fng up out planet". When the moons of F plastic align and the last fish has croaked may the stars shine brightly upon our dead bodies. There is an absolute horse load of plastic in the sea already. The very fact that you are reading this allows one the prowess of thought that the internet is an available resource so please kindly check it out. The facts above have not been verified or checked but the fact that plastic is destroying our planet certainly has!!! If you can find a better deal than perfectly fine buys it there :) If you can't well then perhaps you need to look harder? How about hollowing out the neighbour's prosthetic leg while he/she is sleeping and slowly using that to slurp up your delicious beverage in front of that curved flat screen people modification box. Whilst watching the planet of the apes and pretending we are all so much better? Sure, one can agree that our sophistication of the equestrian benevolence we so highly hold is totally advanced but they never developed plastic straws so to be fair they win? Let's make a stand, fortify our good understanding of moral high ground, shake our fists at the dark history of plastic straws and live to be free from that utter waste of time k*k! If you see someone even reaching for a plastic straw turn your nose so high up that the sky should gently bless it with a dewdrop of confidence. You will look so cool doing this that if anyone challenges you the very sun could burn out. Again it is emphasized that these are not facts and that the wisdom attained above is only based on simple practical satire. Which in turn to be fair satire has uncovered many truths in humanity.

Shipping
Small Items 5kg and under R75, Medium sized 5kg - 15kg R150, Large bulk orders 15kg and above R200. Shipping times 2 - 15 working days. There can on occasions be unforeseen courier delays. Please note : Some seeds can have a delay of up to 3 weeks. We rely on our suppliers for up to date stock lists. On rare occasion there can be stock lists provided that are inaccurate we will then gladly offer an alternative or better deal or your money back in full no questions asked. 

   

2 - 15 days delivery. We cannot be held responsible for courier delays. Some seeds can have a delay of up to 3 weeks. We buy in bulk and offer wholesale prices direct to the public to bring the best offers and the lowest prices. We rely on our suppliers for up to date stock lists. On rare occasion there can be stock lists provided that are inaccurate we will then gladly offer an alternative or better deal or your money back in full no questions asked.

Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap!

Here are 5 more great reasons to buy from us:

so
   

You get a full 15 days to return your item to us. If it is in original, unused condition send it back to us and we'll cheerfully refund you every cent.

Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap!

In the unlikely event that you find your item cheaper at another online store, just let us know and we'll do our best to beat the competitor's pricing hands-down.

We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again.

Ordering from Seedleme is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either.

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